Roast My Landing Page
AI-powered conversion review. Headline, CTA, copy, trust signals — specific problems and specific fixes, not generic advice.
Roast My Landing Page GPT
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This GPT tears apart your landing page like a conversion expert would. Headline clarity, CTA strength, copy quality, trust signals, above-the-fold analysis — specific problems and specific fixes. Free with a ChatGPT account.
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Brutal headline analysis
Is your value prop clear in 5 seconds? The GPT tells you exactly what a visitor understands — and what they don't.
CTA and conversion gaps
Finds every place you're losing visitors — weak CTAs, missing trust signals, buried offers, confusing navigation.
Copy that doesn't convert
Spots feature-first copy, jargon, vague benefits, and tells you the exact rewrites that would perform better.
Specific fixes, not vague advice
Not 'improve your hero section' — actual suggested copy, structure changes, and priority order.
What to share with it
- →Your landing page URL
- →Your target customer (e.g. "B2B SaaS founders who hate manual reporting")
- →Your primary goal (e.g. "book a demo call" or "start free trial")
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Book a Free Scope CallWhy Most Landing Pages Don't Convert
The average landing page converts at 2-3%. The top 10% convert at 10%+. The difference is almost never design — it's clarity of message and strength of offer.
Unclear headline
If a visitor can't tell what you do in 5 seconds, they're gone. Most founders write headlines about their product, not about the outcome the buyer gets.
Feature-first copy
"AI-powered dashboard" means nothing. "Cut your reporting time from 4 hours to 15 minutes" is a reason to buy. Buyers want outcomes, not features.
Weak or buried CTA
One primary CTA, above the fold, with specific language. 'Get Started' is weak. 'Start your free 14-day trial' is clear. 'Book a free scope call — get a fixed price in 24 hours' is a reason to click.
No trust signals
Logos, testimonials, case study results, money-back guarantees. Visitors are skeptical by default. Every claim needs social proof within scrolling distance.
Frequently Asked Questions
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How is this different from running a Lighthouse audit?+
My page scored badly — where do I start?+
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Do I need a paid ChatGPT account?+
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